Category Archives: New Year

Pride & Prejudice & Zombies

"My Pussy Tastes Like Pepsi Cola" -Lana Del Rey's opening line of her song Cola How we start conversations is important? Don't you think? Fine, don't answer me back, Internet. Fuck off. So, take for example  the way I choose to start this post, which was to plug in how the always lovely Lana Del…
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The 5th Wave

Chloe Grace Moretz can not cry on command. Focusing the camera in a one shot on her face as she struggles greatly to convey tears, is just one of the terrible terrible judgement calls  that J Blakeson made. Although, J Blakeson's parents naming him as if he's a MIB agent is the real tragedy here,…
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Jane Got A Gun

Yeah she did. When we say Gun, we have to meanings: That of the physical, tangible, singular gun Or that of a hired gun, which in this case may be a former lover. And by gun I mean penis... maybe, or not Ah, the Western. Awesome Genre of Americana. One does wonder though, how has…
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The Revenant

Couldn't help but think of a doctor's office when watching this movie. Doctors' offices tend to have the trademark Ansel Adams photography that paints the midwest mountain ranges. More times than not, it's painted with snow and it's hung in gloom. [caption id="attachment_2385" align="alignleft" width="300"] All Credit to Ansel Adams[/caption] This is quite possibly the…
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